Last week, while sitting in my room writing, it became incredibly cold. It was then I realized I was being paid a visit by an old friend. The conversation that follows is a word for word interview that I had with Corson Dante. DC: What brings you here? CD: Wanted to s-s-see where you worked? How you l-l-live. It’s b-been awhile. DC: Yes. Yes it has. Where have you been? Where were you? CD: Around. DC: I see. When you say ‘around’...do you mean the city, this plane...this... CD: I m-m-mean ‘around.’ Here! You mean you have n-not f-f-felt me? After all w-we’ve b-b-been through together? Didn’t our t-t-t-time together m-mean anything t-t-to you? DC: Cut that out. I told you not to go there with me. Ever! CD: Settle d-down, s-s-settle down. I’m just kid-d-ding. DC: Corson, as I recall...you have no sense of humor. CD: Come n-now. Just ask Asht-t-teroth...he knows what a k-k-kidder I am. Or M-M-Mother...ask her. Sh-she knows. DC: How is your mother? CD: D-Drugged. Thanks t-to your b-b-buddy Dave. She is c-c-constantly j-juiced. DC: She was dangerous. CD: She is j-j-just b-being herself! Is that n-n-not what y-y-your little d-d-do-good-d-er Royals b-believe? Their R-R-Reformation is b-built on that p-p-premise, is it n-not? DC: Yes, it is. Calm down, Corson... CD: DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! DC: I think you better go. You are not welcome here, you are not welcome here, you are not... CD: Wait... DC: What? CD: I am...I am... DC: You are not wel... CD: I am...sorry. DC: Are you really? CD: No. DC: Then why say what you don’t mean? CD: Because...I w-want to s-s-stay and I alw-ways d-do whatev-v-er I have to, t-t-to g-get what I w-w-want. DC: Nothing’s changed then? CD: No. N-Nothings changed...b-but it c-c-could. If m-my Uncle g-g-gets his w-way. DC: Your Uncle? CD: Yes. Y-You have n-not m-m-met him yet? DC: No. CD: You will. DC: What is he planning to do? CD: You w-will s-see. It will b-b-be s-spec-t-tacular. DC: Here or in The Dominion? CD: I m-m-must go n-now. M-Mother is calling. DC: Wait...what is your Uncle up to? What is his name? Who is he? CD: Mother s-sends her l-love. Farewell, Deborah. DC: Wait...Corson...what...? CD: Stupid human fools! |



